Forever

Forever

“I’ll love you forever he said to me, but that was a big lie,” she spat out with vitriol. “Okay, I’ll be charitable,” she continued, “it...
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Mercury

Mercury

I went to an amazing place in Toronto last week, the Bata Shoe Museum. I was skeptical at first, but shoes are an important part of our lives, and thi...
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The Wall

The Wall

It was Sally’s 18th birthday, and my friends and I were celebrating at the Beach Bar. Everyone was doing shots, but I was getting bored, I needed to...
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Ogoh Ogoh

Ogoh Ogoh

“Where’s my supper?!!!” the Ogoh Ogoh yelled while picking up the dining pavilion and threatening to smash it on the diminutive restaurant owner...
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Piss Off

Piss Off

“Piss off Sam,” yelled Bill above the blaring music, “Let me enjoy the parade. It’s Raining Men, is my favourite song; and these guys are danc...
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Finger

Finger

Moses had his burning bush, and Noah had his voices. Myself I’ve been given the finger. Moses knew what to do right away, he began chiselling rock; ...
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Bill and Art

Bill and Art

“This is a fine mess you got us into!” complained Bill, “You just couldn’t leave well enough alone, could you?” “Don’t get uppity with m...
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